I classify this as a recipe in only the loosest of terms. This is a sandwich I make for myself when nobody else is around, mainly because I can't imagine anyone else would like it, or at least like it in the evil, wrong way I like it You'll need:

• Two frozen breaded chicken patties (whichever brand you prefer)
• One deli slice, or one deli slice's worth, of good cheddar cheese
• One bun
• One bottle of sauce. Use whatever sauce you like and happen to have kicking around in the fridge. We all have bottles of sauces kicking around in our fridge. Tonight, it was a sweet apple barbecue sauce.
• 2-3 thin slices of tomato (optional)

Sauce one half of the bun. Microwave the chicken patties until hot. Place one patty on the bottom of the bun, then the cheese, then the other patty, then the tomato, then the sauced bun. Apply pressure to the top bun until everything mooshes together and flattens. This will, or should melt the cheese.

Eat quickly, with a soda, between rounds of your current video game of choice. Serves one.